President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address has gotten combined reviews, and late-night host Stephen Colbert wishes to know what Melania Trump considered her spouse’s speech.Introducing the return of
The Late Show’s frequent Melania Trump impersonator, Laura Benanti, on Wednesday, Colbert was fast to resolve the rumored stress in between the First Lady and president relating to reports that Trump had an affair with porn star Stormy Daniels.” My life is an ocean of loneliness,”Benanti’s Melania immediately informs Colbert, after the late-night host asked how she was doing. The First Woman gained attention throughout the State of the Union for wearing all-white outfit. Colbert asked if her attire was a tribute to women rights and suffrage and Benanti jokingly replied,” Everyday I’m suffraging in the White Home.”After Colbert emphasized that suffrage is specified as ballot, Benanti’s Melania quipped,”
I know. I can not wait to enact next presidential election. ” Validating that she would vote for Trump, the faux-FLOTUS jabbed, “Unless I have scheduling and logistical concerns.” Benanti’s Melania continued to describe how she felt “glued” to her seat throughout the State of the Union address.
“That General Kelly is rather the prankster? “The faux-FLOTUS then dealt with reports of marital stress existing in between her and the president.”
I do not believe my husband slept with this woman, Spanky Banjos, “Benanti joked.” I indicate, what kind of disgusting
pig monster would cheat on his spouse with pornography star right after she gave birth and after that pay hush cash to this irritable panchos?”Calling the rumors as a” lie,”Benanti’s Melania then quipped”Hashtag Me Too.””In truth, if my partner’s viewing, I have a message: Donald, Time’s Up.”After Colbert expressed his confusion, Benanti restated her statement.” Time’s Up on your cheeseburger. Happy anniversary, sweetheart!”