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Donald Trump approves military strike against Typhoon Irma

President Trump is to have a bash at killing some weather. The big orange bastard made the declaration having consulted with his advisors for nearly four minutes. “This is entirely the President’s plan and not mine, I wish to make that crystal clear,” sighed advisor, Simon Williams. “He has tried reasoning with the hurricane by writing to it and warning it to stop. God knows which address he used.” “So now we are going to, and I quote, ‘blow that fucker to bits’.” “His logic is that they saved the day in Armageddon using a bomb, and meteors and…

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